Around “To Where”

When did “around” replace “regarding” or “with respect to”? And when did “to where” replace “so that” or “in order to”?

Examples:

“Remind me what you were saying around the quarterly report.”

“There’s no forest so big to where they won’t find you.”

Really? We can’t do any better than this?

I Never Dreamt Of Such A White Christmas

I have lived all 35 of my years in Limestone County/Athens, Alabama. I never remember having snow on Christmas. The most we hope for around here is a wet Christmas, but never a white Christmas. Really, for most of us around here, “just like the ones I used to know,” is simply a bald-faced lie.

Well in outright protest against history, we awoke this morning to this:

Our front yard covered in snow with falling flakes visible in the foreground

Early morning snowfall

Our neighbor's faux well covered in snow with falling snowflakes in the foreground

Snow-covered well

The view of our front yard and driveway and in the distance, a neighbor's house, all covered in snow with snowflakes still falling

White Christmas on the front porch

Our back yard and our kids' swing set covered in snow

Snowy swing set

We Southerners hardly know what to do with ourselves.

(Update: Evidently I have forgotten that we had snow on Christmas in 1989. Nevertheless, it was nothing like this.)

Arden, Hannah, Whatever

Our two-year-old has finally begun to talk and build a vocabulary. Folks who know about this kind of thing tell me that the American English R is one of the most difficult sounds for kids to learn to enunciate.

As you can imagine then, Whitby has a difficult time pronouncing his older sister’s name, Arden. So he pronounces it “Hannah.” A natural and logical approximation, I’m sure you’ll agree.

What Is …

It’s just hilarious to me what other people search on, and the suggestion technology at search engines like Google and Ask provide a glimpse of that—a small window into the average netizen’s mind—as well as some light entertainment:

Suggestions at Ask.com for "what is"

Suggestions at Ask.com for "what is"

Best Family Ever

My condolences go out to all of our competitors.  I’m sure there were several in the running, but I’m afraid the contest is closed.  In fact, I didn’t even know there was a contest until my three-year-old daughter proclaimed to my wife and me, “We’re the best family ever!”

I’d like to thank the Academy, Mom & Dad, my wife, …