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		<title>That&#8217;s Why</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2012/04/20/thats-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DM: It is very complicated.</p>
<p>Chris: That&#8217;s why <em>we&#8217;re</em> gonna get it <em>wrong</em>.</p>
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		<title>Rupert And Rock &amp; Roll Numbers</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2012/01/07/rupert-and-rock-roll-numbers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 23:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harry Potter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love humor with depth. I&#8217;ve lately been enjoying some metahumor—humor that alludes to a detail related to the work, not the story of the work itself: In Harry Potter &#38; The Half-Blood Prince, Professor Slughorn never can quite remember the &#8230; <a href="http://bradcollins.com/2012/01/07/rupert-and-rock-roll-numbers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love humor with depth. I&#8217;ve lately been enjoying some metahumor—humor that alludes to a detail related to the work, not the story of the work itself:</p>
<p>In <cite>Harry Potter &amp; The Half-Blood Prince</cite>, Professor Slughorn never can quite remember the name of Harry&#8217;s friend Ron Weasley. Slughorn tells Harry that he has &#8220;a house-elf taste every bottle after what happened to your poor friend Rupert.&#8221;</p>
<p>Rowling is clearly nodding to the fact that the actor who portrays Ron in the movies is a fellow by the name <em>Rupert</em> Grint. [chuckle]</p>
<p>In a recent episode of <cite>Phineas &amp; Ferb</cite>, Lawrence (Ferb&#8217;s father) is watching television. (We don&#8217;t see what he&#8217;s watching, just the flickering of light on his face.) Finally he pipes, &#8220;This isn&#8217;t much of a horror movie! Where are all the rock &amp; roll numbers?&#8221;</p>
<p>Now that&#8217;s pretty funny by itself in a Monty Python-esque non sequitur sort of way. But it&#8217;s bloomin&#8217; hilarious if you realize that the guy who voices Lawrence Fletcher is Richard O&#8217;Brien, the man behind <cite>The Rocky Horror Picture Show</cite>, a musical &#8220;horror&#8221; film. Brilliant! (<cite>Rocky Horror</cite> is not exactly a film I recommend, by the way, but I must confess that I have seen it.)</p>
<p>Also in a recent <cite>Phineas &amp; Ferb</cite> (perhaps the same episode), they did a takeoff of one of the <cite>Twilight</cite> movies (which they called something like &#8220;Almost Dark&#8221;—heh, heh). The werewolf character is voiced by none other than Michael J. Fox, the original &#8217;80s <cite>Teen Wolf</cite>. Genius!</p>
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		<title>Enumerate, Iterate, Pretty Kate, &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2011/10/26/enumerate-iterate-pretty-kate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[enumeration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iterator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[java]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wanted to iterate over some objects using Java's for each syntax, but the only interface exposed is an Enumeration? I have. And there's already a way available out of the box. <a href="http://bradcollins.com/2011/10/26/enumerate-iterate-pretty-kate/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wanted to iterate over some objects using Java&#8217;s <code>for each</code> syntax, but the only interface exposed is an Enumeration? I have.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s an exercise in the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/First-Design-Patterns-Elisabeth-Freeman/dp/0596007124"><cite>Head First Design Patterns</cite></a> book that adapts an <a title="Java's Enumeration interface" href="http://download.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/Enumeration.html"><code>Enumeration</code></a> to the <a title="Java's Iterable interface" href="http://download.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/lang/Iterable.html"><code>Iterable</code></a> interface. Pretty nifty, so I coded it up and used it in some code at work. Works great!</p>
<p>But then I found this: the <a title="The list() method of Java's Collections class" href="http://download.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/Collections.html#list%28java.util.Enumeration%29"><code>list()</code></a> method of the <a title="Java's Collections class" href="http://download.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/Collections.html"><code>Collections</code></a> class. It stuffs all the items in an <code>Enumeration</code> into a <a title="Java's List interface" href="http://download.oracle.com/javase/7/docs/api/java/util/List.html"><code>List</code></a>. And it&#8217;s been there since Java 1.4! Where in the world have I been?</p>
<p>Anyway, the upshot is that instead of having to use this old drivel</p>
<pre><code>Enumeration&lt;Nargle&gt; nargles = Nargle.getNargles();
while (nargles.hasMoreElements()) {
  Nargle nargle = nargles.nextElement();
  // do something with nargle
}</code></pre>
<p>You can do this</p>
<pre><code>for (Nargle nargle : Collections.list(Nargle.getNargles())) {
  // do something with nargle
}</code></pre>
<p>Yes, that is a sight better.</p>
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		<title>Around &#8220;To Where&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2011/07/29/around-to-where/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 20:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When did &#8220;around&#8221; replace &#8220;regarding&#8221; or &#8220;with respect to&#8221;? And when did &#8220;to where&#8221; replace &#8220;so that&#8221; or &#8220;in order to&#8221;? Examples: &#8220;Remind me what you were saying around the quarterly report.&#8221; &#8220;There&#8217;s no forest so big to where they &#8230; <a href="http://bradcollins.com/2011/07/29/around-to-where/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When did &#8220;around&#8221; replace &#8220;regarding&#8221; or &#8220;with respect to&#8221;? And when did &#8220;to where&#8221; replace &#8220;so that&#8221; or &#8220;in order to&#8221;?</p>
<p>Examples:</p>
<p>&#8220;Remind me what you were saying around the quarterly report.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s no forest so big to where they won&#8217;t find you.&#8221;</p>
<p>Really? We can&#8217;t do any better than this?</p>
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		<title>I Never Dreamt Of Such A White Christmas</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2010/12/25/i-never-dreamt-of-such-a-white-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 15:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alabama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have lived all 35 of my years in Limestone County/Athens, Alabama. I never remember having snow on Christmas. The most we hope for around here is a wet Christmas, but never a white Christmas. Really, for most of us &#8230; <a href="http://bradcollins.com/2010/12/25/i-never-dreamt-of-such-a-white-christmas/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have lived all 35 of my years in Limestone County/Athens, Alabama. I never remember having snow on Christmas. The most we hope for around here is a <em>wet</em> Christmas, but never a <em>white</em> Christmas. Really, for most of us around here, &#8220;just like the ones I used to know,&#8221; is simply a bald-faced lie.</p>
<p>Well in outright protest against history, we awoke this morning to this:</p>
<div id="attachment_189" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250053.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-189" title="Early morning snowfall" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250053-1024x768.jpg" alt="Our front yard covered in snow with falling flakes visible in the foreground" width="640" height="480" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Early morning snowfall</p></div>
<div id="attachment_190" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250064.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-190" title="Snow-covered well" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250064-1024x768.jpg" alt="Our neighbor's faux well covered in snow with falling snowflakes in the foreground" width="640" height="480" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Snow-covered well</p></div>
<div id="attachment_191" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250070.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-191" title="White Christmas on the front porch" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250070-1024x768.jpg" alt="The view of our front yard and driveway and in the distance, a neighbor's house, all covered in snow with snowflakes still falling" width="640" height="480" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">White Christmas on the front porch</p></div>
<div id="attachment_192" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250085.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-192" title="Snowy swing set" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/PC250085-1024x768.jpg" alt="Our back yard and our kids' swing set covered in snow" width="640" height="480" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Snowy swing set</p></div>
<p>We Southerners hardly know what to do with ourselves.</p>
<p>(Update: Evidently I have forgotten that we had snow on Christmas in 1989. Nevertheless, it was nothing like this.)</p>
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		<title>Webkit Disrespects My Personal Whitespace</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2010/12/04/webkit-disrespects-my-personal-whitespace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been trying to put some of CSS3&#8242;s nth-* selectors to use in a site I&#8217;m working on right now, and I&#8217;ve run into a problem. I&#8217;m testing my markup and styles in Safari 5 (before moving on to other &#8230; <a href="http://bradcollins.com/2010/12/04/webkit-disrespects-my-personal-whitespace/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been trying to put some of CSS3&#8242;s <code>nth-*</code> selectors to use in a site I&#8217;m working on right now, and I&#8217;ve run into a problem. I&#8217;m testing my markup and styles in Safari 5 (before moving on to other browsers), and I am trying to style child elements 3, 7, 11, etc. So I write this rule:</p>
<pre><code>p:nth-of-type(4n - 1) { … }</code></pre>
<p>That should work, right? After all, 4(1) − 1 = 3; 4(2) − 1 = 7; 4(3) − 1 = 11.</p>
<p>Well I open up Safari, and my changes haven&#8217;t taken. OK. How about a different but equivalent equation?</p>
<pre><code>p:nth-of-type(4n + 3) { … }</code></pre>
<p>Again, pretty simple: 4(0) + 3 = 3; 4(1) + 3 = 7; 4(2) + 3 = 11. The last one hasn&#8217;t taken, for whatever reason, but this one&#8217;s right on.</p>
<p>Still nothing.</p>
<p>I begin to doubt my math skills. I&#8217;ve been doing software of one type or another for 15 years, but my bachelor&#8217;s degree is in electrical engineering. I had to take four calculus classes, linear algebra, and differential equations. OK, I haven&#8217;t used most of that in years, but <code>a<var>n</var> + b</code> is <em>simple</em> algebra—stuff I&#8217;ve been doing for over 20 years. I <em>know</em> simple algebra.</p>
<p>I decide to fire up Firefox (version 3.6.12). Lo and behold, there is the formatting I&#8217;ve been trying desperately to get to show up. Firefox gets it (so does Opera, for the record), but Safari doesn&#8217;t (neither does Chrome). Evidently we have a Webkit bug.</p>
<p>For grins, even though it won&#8217;t get me where I want to go, I try this:</p>
<pre><code>p:nth-of-type(4n) { … }</code></pre>
<p>The formatting appears correctly in both Firefox and Safari! Therefore Webkit does understand <code>nth-of-type</code>, but something about <code>a<var>n</var> + b</code> gives it heartburn that <code>a<var>n</var></code> doesn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>I try one more thing: remove the whitespace in the equation.</p>
<pre><code>p:nth-of-type(4n+3) { … }</code></pre>
<p>It works! Safari and Firefox both rendered the formatting properly. Webkit just doesn&#8217;t care for the whitespace.</p>
<p>But is whitespace forbidden in the equation? Here&#8217;s what the <a title="CSS3 Spec (Recommended) For Structural Pseudo-Classes" href="http://www.w3.org/TR/css3-selectors/#structural-pseudos">spec has to say</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Whitespace is permitted after the &#8220;(&#8220;, before the &#8220;)&#8221;, and on either side of the &#8220;+&#8221; or &#8220;-&#8221; that separates the an and b parts when both are present.</p>
<p>Valid Examples with white space:</p>
<pre><code>:nth-child( 3n + 1 )
:nth-child( +3n - 2 )
:nth-child( -n+ 6)
:nth-child( +6 )</code></pre>
<p>—<cite><a href="http://www.w3.org/TR/css3-selectors/#structural-pseudos">http://www.w3.org/TR/css3-selectors/#structural-pseudos</a></cite></p></blockquote>
<p>So then, we do have a bug. Webkit doesn&#8217;t respect the whitespace in <code>nth-child</code> and the other <code>nth-*</code> selectors. The workaround is easy enough, but it&#8217;s going to be hard for me to break the habit of adding space around the arithmetic operator. It&#8217;s a best practice, so far as I&#8217;m concerned, for code readability. Nevertheless, the expressions are simple enough that it&#8217;s not a terrible price to pay to get Safari/Chrome to play.</p>
<p>If you want to see it in action, check out <a title="nth-child Rendering Test File" href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nth-child-test.html">this test file</a>. Below is a screen capture of Safari&#8217;s rendering (left) and Firefox&#8217;s rendering (right). As you can see, Safari only renders <code>nth-child(2n+1)</code> correctly while Firefox renders them both correctly.</p>
<div id="attachment_185" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 650px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nth-child-test-safari-vs-firefox.gif"><img class="size-large wp-image-185" title="nth-child Rendering Comparison (Safari vs. Firefox)" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nth-child-test-safari-vs-firefox-1024x585.gif" alt="Safari's rendering is on the left. It does not render nth-child(2n + 1) correctly, but only nth-child(2n+1), i.e., without spaces. On the right, Firefox renders both correctly." width="640" height="365" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">nth-child Rendering Comparison (Safari vs. Firefox)</p></div>
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		<title>African Or European Swallows?</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2010/07/22/african-or-european-swallows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:15:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thinking they must be African swallows.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking they must be African swallows.</p>
<div id="attachment_163" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/failwhale.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-163" title="The Notorious Twitter Fail Whale" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/failwhale-300x221.png" alt="Eight birds (which I hypothesize must be African swallows) attempting to lift a whale with a net" width="300" height="221" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Notorious Twitter Fail Whale</p></div>
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		<title>How To &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2009/10/08/how-to/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#1, sure. I can understand the curiosity about #2. But #3? I thought that was pretty widely known. Widely known enough not to be the third highest entry in Google Suggest!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#1, sure. I can understand the curiosity about #2. But #3? I thought that was pretty widely known.</p>
<div id="attachment_145" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/google-suggest-how-to.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-145" title="Google Suggest &quot;How To ...&quot;" src="http://bradcollins.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/google-suggest-how-to-300x222.png" alt="Suggestions at Google for &quot;how to&quot;" width="300" height="222" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Suggestions at Google for &quot;how to&quot;</p></div>
<p>Widely known enough not to be the <em>third</em> highest entry in Google Suggest!</p>
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		<title>How Do You Know You&#8217;re In Hell?</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2009/09/04/how-do-you-know-youre-in-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you die, if in the place you go after you die, you see anything like the Bill of Rights, you know you&#8217;re in Hell. Because a Bill of Rights in Heaven would be an affront to God; it would &#8230; <a href="http://bradcollins.com/2009/09/04/how-do-you-know-youre-in-hell/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>When you die, if in the place you go after you die, you see anything like the Bill of Rights, you know you&#8217;re in Hell. Because a Bill of Rights in Heaven would be an affront to God; it would imply that He is untrustworthy. <cite>—<a href="http://walterewilliams.com">Dr. Walter E. Williams</a>, <a href="http://rushlimbaugh.com">Rush Limbaugh Program</a>, September 4, 2009</cite></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Fortran Programming II</title>
		<link>http://bradcollins.com/2009/08/06/fortran-programming-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Programming in Fortran is like being human: You can do it right, but most of the time you don&#8217;t.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Programming in Fortran is like being human: You can do it right, but most of the time you don&#8217;t.</p>
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