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African Or European Swallows?

I’m thinking they must be African swallows.

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How Do You Know You’re In Hell?

When you die, if in the place you go after you die, you see anything like the Bill of Rights, you know you’re in Hell. Because a Bill of Rights in Heaven would be an affront to God; it would … Continue reading

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Fortran Programming II

Programming in Fortran is like being human: You can do it right, but most of the time you don’t.

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Sugar Scrub

I am reading Andy Clarke’s Transcending CSS, and in it he encourages looking for Web design inspiration in places other than the Web: cereal boxes, newspapers, magazines, buildings, to name a few. (This is something I’ve done for some time … Continue reading

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Arden, Hannah, Whatever

Our two-year-old has finally begun to talk and build a vocabulary. Folks who know about this kind of thing tell me that the American English R is one of the most difficult sounds for kids to learn to enunciate. As … Continue reading

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A Good Thing

He who finds a wife finds a good thing, And obtains favor from the Lord. —Proverbs 18:22 (NKJV) Hmm. Never says that about husbands. Coincidence?

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Blood Of The New Covenant For Your Refreshment

Around the house, our nearly-two-year-old will sip from a cup and follow it with a gratified, “Ahhh.” Sunday during the fruit of the vine portion of the Lord’s Supper, after I sipped the juice from my cup, Whitby followed up … Continue reading

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Fortran Programming

Programming in Fortran is like a monarchy: With the right guy, it’s not so bad, but there’s just too much potential for abuse.

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Madoff With(out) The Cash

Am I the only one who finds it humorous that the guy who ran a 25-year, $50 billion Ponzi scheme pronounces his last name “made off?”

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Saigon Kick

I had lunch with some coworkers at a local Vietnamese restaurant called Saigon.  Accompanying my pho tai were some fresh jalapeno slices, and I dropped one in my bowl.  When I finally came across that jalapeno as I was eating, … Continue reading

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