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Belief

The rogue searches a trap door for booby traps.

DM: You believe that it is free of traps.

Chris: And you believe you still want someone else to go first.

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That’s Why

DM: It is very complicated.

Chris: That’s why we’re gonna get it wrong.

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From the D&D Table: Stunning Paper Cut

Jim plays the party monk and has described his character this way:

I am cut like a knife!! And, if you think I wear a shirt, you are mistaken.

In an encounter with a fearsome owlbear, as Jim reached with steely resolve for his faithful 20-sider to roll a Stunning Blow, we heard the following:

I’m going to try and stun him again—OOPS! I think I just got a paper cut.